Wednesday, December 2, 2009

King Sultan Ahmed

Do you know about this King of India?
This King is very kind enough to make sure that the hard-earned money from the people is used in making sure that our noble NETA'S are taking proper care of their health. Its very important to make sure that they are in proper shape so that they can take care of their fellow citizens, their countrymen.

He was living in a room worth Rs 21000.00/day for 6 months in a Delhi hotel adding the bill upto only 37 Lakhs, please note Ooooonly 37 Lakhs .
Now, party is asking this gentleman to payback the bills and they will keep on saying the same things again and again for some time till the news gets faded away from the minds of the people.
Even if he is ready to payback, i am pretty sure that the hotel Management will not allow him. Because believe it or not, there is something beyond what you can see first hand. No Hotel will allow the bill to go to that extent. So there sould be two things : either the hotel management is very fearful to ask for money or they are going to make more than what they have spent on the misister's bill.

Good Thing : Party is concerned about the money involved and want minister to payback.
Bad Thing : The chances of getting the money back is one in a million.

India rocks!!!!Truly rocks!!!!
P.S : Please note here the bill exposed is for only accomodation. Please include the Godly meals 3 times a day + Entertainment(You know what i mean by entrtainment here :-) ).

Jai HO!!!!!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Once again..In the name of God Shiva!!! >> Shiv Sena

And its been quiet few days passed by and our God's own childrens are back with a bang...
Known by the identity Shiva!!! The GOD of destruction, all armed mens vandalized the office of news channel in Pune and Mumbai to show their anger against the people who show disrespect towards their GOD--- Bal Thackrey!!!

The irony here is that GOD of mumbai is now losing roots and he is getting mad, a quality not known to GOD till date. But this GOD is going insane. He is unable to digest his defeat and his poor a** h*** men's are all fighting for him because they must be getting something in return(Ofcourse money, Liquor and God knwos what else). Loyalty is a thing of the past now. People fight because of their own ego or because they are really dumb!!!

"Jao aur jake keh do apne BHAGWAN se, uska samay ab khatam ho gaya hai. Usko ye baat samajh leni chahiye ki wo insan hai aur usko bhi wahi sab jhelna hai jo ek aam aadmi jhelta hai. Koi yaha Amar nahi hai sabko marne padega ek na ek din".
(Go Back to your caves and tell your GOD that his powerful time-era has come to an end.he should understand that he is just a normal human being and is too bound to the normal cycle of life.Nobody is immortal here and each one of us has to die one day).

Prayer Time : O My Lord! Please forgive the sins of all those bad mens. If you can't forgive their sins, punish them so hard that they never should thought of doing anything bad to innocent man.GOD (The real God and not Mumbai ka so called GOD), if you ask me, i will say dont forgive them. Punish them badly, real bad so that their own family should realized the pain and in return those morons will then realized the pain by looking at the tears in the eyes of their near and dear ones. Thats the only way to bring back India on right path.

Jai Hind!!!
Jai Maharashtra!!!
Jai Uttar Pradesh!!!!
Jai Bihar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so happy and proud to be part of this country with varied culture, people and everything.
Proud to be an Indian.

Monday, November 16, 2009

After MNS, here comes their Father - Shiv Sena!!

So guys, here i am once again with some Good and Bad of India.
Good : India has got such a talented player like Sachin tendulkar. So humble, balanced, calculated. One who is kind of shy and dont like publicity much and choose to be out of media. He dosent speaks, his work speaks for him. He is known to more than a billion people in the world. He has earned himself respect and more than that he has earned repsect for his country.
Sachin is not known because he lives in India or Mumbai but sometimes India is acknowledged because of Sachin. Can you recall some foreigner saying," So, you belong to same place where Tendulkar belongs". Thats kinda reputation this little-big man has made. Hats Off!!!!

Now, please welcome on stage the people who just know how to play with emotions of the people to increase their vote bank. What the hell in this world they think about themselves and Mumbai. To be very frank and in National language - Mumbai..I am sorry Bombay kisi ke baap ka nahi hai. (Bombay doesnt belongs to anyone ancestral's legacy.)
There is no comparison between the greatness of Sachin and cheapness of politicians making rude remarks about Sachin and for no good/bad reason. They are mad people should be house arrest and or should be sent to Moon/Mars. As they are asking Mumbai, we will give them whole Moon to sing their song of Regionalism.

So , Question is who is culprit in this whole non-sense propoganda .......
Someone who is silent and not speaking anything.
Someone who is just watching and doing nothing.
Someone who is supreme/most powerful for no good.

Welcome to India and its paralysed system/Government.........

Saturday, November 14, 2009

One more time!!!!

And one more time MNS decided to use their ill minded approach to make sure only domiciled people get through the bank exam conducted by SBI on Nov 15th 2009.
This is bull shit.... This exam is supposed to be conducted on All India basis where the brightest of all will be selected. I agree with the regional quota but it should not be enforced.
SBI is a India's largest and prestigious bank and is not run by sick minds. They know that its always good to recruit to local people because they are more close to local language, people and culture.
But if they dont find eligible candidates, they are not liable to follow any mandate from some local party.

Thanks to GOD that they are not thinking on doing reservation in appointing doctors. All the life of people(Be it Marathi Manoos / non Marathi) would be on stake then and then i would forcefully pass the law that all party workers should be treated by those doctors only :)


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Oh My politicians!!! Please spare India!!!

Did you see what i red today in the newspaper....
Few poor minded People beating a man for not speaking local language while taking oath in the legislative assembly.
First i will talk about bad part >>>
Sometimes i feel like this country is not governed by government but by some intimidating people who are roaming here and there and making their own rules just because the constitution is very fragile and it has too many intricacies to look into simple matters directly.
We need to stop the dirty minds before its too late. We have to put a full stop for this style to start otherwise it would be difficult to eradicate them....

Good Part......
I dont know when its gonna happen...........
Lets pray together to GOD for a miracle so that all those people should disapear in one day and we can see all happy faces around.
AMEN!!!!!